SSA was proven right; rizz can be used to fight. Zoey 101 has an episode about crush rumors where Zoey and the gang go to war like never seen before or since. Chase has moved to London, so Logan and Michael are assigned a new roommate, Jason Garrett, who attracts the attention of girls. For this, and because they don’t want to lose their extra space, Logan and Michael dislike him.
Logan, who normally can easily get a date, faces new competition. Even Quinn likes this new kid, even though she’s dating the most powerful man in the land, President Mark Del Figgalo. Zoey and Lola also come to the boys' room in hopes of talking to Jason Garrett, and when the boys look outside the window, they see girls surrounding the room from outside like he’s the President of the United States of America. Michael and Logan grow colder toward him while Zoey meets up with him at Sushi Rox. Somehow, somebody intercepts information that she was there with him alone, and a rumor is started.
It quickly spreads around school, unbeknownst to Zoey or Jason, and girls even surround Zoey to ask questions press-conference style!!! Sure, Zoey is not chased by the press like I was in the Nikka wars, but this is pretty darn close. Logan confides in Michael that he started the rumor, and thus a war room is assembled. Zoey doesn’t want to take out this threat with precision strikes; no, she goes for all-out war. She goes scorched earth. She is vicious!!!!
SSA military doctrine states that after the outcome of the Nikka war, which SSA strategists planned to be a multi-year war that was cut short by COVID (the school was a multi-year school, and Nikka had sent people to infiltrate lower grades and propagate the fake crush rumors, thus making it persistent), the goal was to root out the threat. Whereas SSA was focused on penetrating the lower grades, our main goal was to take out Nikka and her allies in the 8th grade. However, what Zoey does is akin to declaring nuclear war. While SSA was focused on doing things to ‘beat Nikka,’ intercepting intelligence, and changing the hearts and minds of Liberty Prep’s people, Zoey went for blood. Zoey and her allies ran to the press for a live broadcast, invaded the bathroom as Logan was showering, and positioned her allies around the shower curtain with instructions to pull down the curtain, live on air on PCA news, if Logan didn’t confess in 10 seconds. And they weren’t bluffing, pulling a portion of the curtain down until Logan confessed live over PCA news that he had orchestrated the entire thing.
WHAT!!!! That goes further than past, current, or future SSA military doctrine. She went absolutely nuclear in a clear message to Logan and to the rest of the PCA world that rumors WILL NOT BE TOLERATED by Zoey Brooks. Imagine if this kid was president of PCA, which she could have been had she not dropped out. Sure, she didn’t want to be tough on Chase, but she would have been brutal on crime. She crushed Logan like a bug; her resolve was strong, and Zoey would not be deterred… oh wait, five minutes afterward, she starts dating Jason. Oh well, the rizz ray strikes again.
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