A.N.T. Farm may be one of the best and funniest Disney channel teen sitcoms to date. Paisley's dumb yet fun personality. Olive and Lexis putdowns. Chyna (usually) being the voice of reason, and Angus dynamic and Fletcher’s as well as their computer and art skills make this show fun to watch. There is rarely a dull moment, (except for the singing) which thankfully is not at the forefront of the show, especially when the students are united against the evil principal Skidmore.
1. 1. Lexi Reed
a. You love her you hate her. Lexi Reed takes the top spot. Reed is unequivocally the top character of this television show. Sure her detractors may say that she is vain, self-obsessed, a bully, manipulative, cunning, and evil. However she is smart, vain, self-obsessed, a bully, manipulative, cunning, and evil. There is a difference. Rather than being content with just being a ‘dumb blonde’ head cheerleader Lexi knows what she wants and often gets it. She’s also good at technology and math which is a major plus.
She uses her intelligence and popularity to become
president of her high school in 9th grade, she weaponizes Paisley s
incompetence for her personal gain. She, despite her rivalry with a middle
school aged girl, weaponizes everything about herself to become the number one
most powerful, most prosperous, leader at the school. Sure she may have faults
like being fashion obsessed and putting down others but she does it will with
skill talent, and a nice-sounding voice. Rarely does she let anything from boys
to crushes to morals get in her way.
2. 2. Paisley
a.
Lexi but dumb and nice. Paisley is so stupid she
makes Skyler from Good Luck Charlie look like Albert Einstein. Seriously there
are rocks smarter than this kids. However, despite not having two brain cells
to rub together she is still fairly popular and nice to everyone. Usually at
Lexi’s side her stupidity causes her to sometimes thwart lexis plans, like
stealing Camerons follow, beating out Lexi to become the most popular kid in
school. Also look at this photo. Downright presidential.
3. 3. Zoltan Grundy
a.
Smart capable bright and usually funny. He is
the founder of Z-Tech an founds the school that the A.N.T’s move to. Great
character who has innovated in the world of cellular technology, education,
time travel, and security.
4. 4. Angus
Computer hacker. Check. Body humor. Check. Crush
on Olive. Check. Ok so two for three great characteristics but Angus is a
really funny character. Tie that in with his friendship with fletcher and you
have a mini Zoltan.
. 5. Olive
a.
Interesting factoid, Olive is one of the coolest
characters to ever exist on TV. She rarely changes (other than her hair as she
got older) and her personality is golden. Spouting off interesting facts, being
Chyna’s loyal friend and ally, and being talented at almost everything she
does, from having an encyclopedic knowledge, to rapping, to English, Japanese
and the other 55 languages she knows, Olive can do it all. Zazow.
6. 6. Dixon Herbert Ticonderoga
a.
A successful teen spy would normally make the
top three in this list but alas he has flaws. Sure he can fly on a helicopter
and has a collection of cool gadgets but unfortunately he has a crush on Olive
that she reciprocates. Chyna, who wants more time with Olive sets him up to spy
on the Canadian embassy where he then falls for a violent Russian spy threating
the state of the free world and the integrity of Z tech as Olive is a wreck an
absolute mess.
7. 7. Chyna
a.
Chyna is an interesting character who sings her
way out of trouble. A formidable rival to Lexi she takes the lead of the school
play from her, despite having a sore voice, she saves Lexi’s party before
getting busted, and she tries to keep her friends together. Sure she has
crushes but shes smart enough to not date fletcher.
8. 8. Kennedy Van Buren
a.
Ask not what you can do for your country but
what you can do for…..Japan!!! President Van Buren a ‘presidential hopeful’
Japanese spy may be working for Z tech rivals but boy does she look
presidential while doing it. Despite planning
her 2032 campaign in a somewhat annoying fashion she smart and
conniving, even weaponizing rizz to fake a crush on Fletcher to get closer to
everyone so that she can implant virus on the Z tech phones.
9. 9. Fletcher
a.
Art prodigy that can make seriously good art
pieces especially of the great wall of Chyna. He has a huge crush on her and it
essential merges into his personality for a while. Chyna doesn’t reciprocate...
multiple, multiple times.
110. Cameron
a.
1 11. Seth
Likes and can take care of animals
1 12. Roxanne Parks (Chyna’s Mom)
a.
She has a job and hires Paisley, who beat out
Lexi once again, to be a princess. She loves her kids but must be oblivious to
Camerons plight.
113. Darryl Parks Chyna's Dad
a.
Loving father but cheap and incompetent police
officer who ticketed his own son ‘speeding’ in the hallway in an electric car
for five year olds. However, he did stole Lexi and Cameron from stealing
Skidmore’s phone so that’s something.
1 14. Mr. Hashimoto
a.
Japanese tech CEO that is a rival of Z tech. He
steals an experimental Z phone four from Chyna but she regains in in a Japanese
karaoke battle against him. He also
spies on Z tech via his daughter.
1 15. Skidmore
a.
A cheap old ugly hag. So bad that Chyna and Lexi
agree that she’s evil. Wasted school funds to have a statue of her, locked the
A.N.T’s in a room and uses them for funding that she wastes. See the before
mentioned drivers ed in a freaking hallway. So bad with money the school can’t
afford a clock. Corrupt to the core.
1 16. Violent
Violet
a.
Violet is a mess. She’s extremely angry and
violent yet has a huge crush on fletcher that he doesn’t not reciprocate. She
often tackles people and is unhinged.
Ok
now we enter the what on earth is wrong with them section.
1.
Madame Goo Goo
a.
Seriously what on earth is wrong with her. She
wears outrageous outfits and is not that smart. And she can allegedly sing.
2.
Skidmore
a.
Scammer that hates children despite leading them
3.
Winter Maddox
a.
Smart scammer that hates children despite
leading them, as ‘den mother’
4.
Sequoia Jones
a.
She needs help.
5.
Graham
a.
Anger issuer
6.
Berry Figgenbottom
a.
Pretending to be an expert at survival. Cmon man
7. Gibson
a.
………just why
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